December 6th, 1986
Martin, Short and Chase join the Gerald Ford Clinic.
Chevy Chase, Steve Martin & Martin Short's Monologue
Martin wanders through the studio and sings "I'm Me!"
Looking For The Remote
Dad (Chase) finds everything but the remote in between the cushions.
Mephistopheles (Jon Lovitz) comes for Ed's (Short) soul.
: Ed Grimley, Mephistopheles.
A Holiday Wish
Martin outlines his holiday wish for singing children.
Randy Newman performs "Longest Night"
President Reagan (Phil Hartman) secretly knows what he's doing.
: President Ronald Reagan.
Weekend Update with Dennis Miller & Chevy Chase
Tommy Flanagan (Jon Lovitz) lies about Oliver North.
: Tommy Flanagan.
The Eggshell Family
Telephone call begats family crisis.
The Pat Stevens Show
Pat (Nora Dunn) is more interested in shoes than Corizon Aquinos (Jan Hooks).
: Pat Stevens.
Church Lady's Potluck Luncheon
Church Lady (Dana Carvey) and Minister Bob (Chase) reign superiority.
: Church Lady, Jenny Baker.
Randy Newman performs "Roll With the Punches"
Halsey & Roarke: British Customs Agents
Customs agents (Eric Idle, Dana Carvey) find suspicion in innocent items.