December 13th, 1986
Penn & Teller
The Pretenders, "Don't Get Me Wrong".
Iranian (Jon Lovitz) answers committee questions.
Steve Guttenberg's Monologue
Guttenberg plays the tuba with the SNL band.
Raw fish added to the golden arches menu.
Publicist (Kevin Nealon) says death will help Derek's (Dana Carvey) sales.
: Derek Stevens.
Seducing A Blind Guy
Pervert (Guttenberg) and blind man (Jon Lovitz) address subject with sketch.
The Pretenders perform "Don't Get Me Wrong"
Sideshow of the Stars
Grotesque celebrities encompass new sideshow attraction.
: Casey Kasem.
Weekend Update with Dennis Miller
"AIEEEE" is the word that beings National Spelling Bee to a close.
Babette (Nora Dunn) likens French apology to making love to a whore.
Limited Movie Knowledge
Guttenberg meets girlfriend's (Victoria Jackson) parents (Phil Hartman, Jan Hooks).
Penn & Teller
They perform the world's most expensive card trick from Times Square remote.
The Back Page
The less important stories are put to print in period spoof.
The Pretenders performs "How Much Did You Get For Your Soul?"
Actress (Victoria Jackson) takes agent's (Kevin Nealon) words literally.
Documentary film of First Amendment martyr folk singer (Tim Robbins).
Alcoholic Christmas Spirit
Dad's (Phil Hartman) Christmas spirit is artificial.
Chrissie Hynde & Buster Poindexter perform "Rockin' Good Way"