McSooshi




[ open on American McDonald's-like employees clapping their hands together in Japanese fashion ]

Jingle:
"Something new
From the sea.

McSooshi!
McSooshi!

Cut the fish
with the knife.
Put the fish
on the rice.

McSooshi!
McSooshi!

Fishy
Raw fishy
Fishy
Raw fishy."


Redneck: Who'd a thunk I'd get it right here in Wyoming?

"McSooshi!
McSooshi!"


[ show Japanese man shrugging as he eats an ordinary hamburger ]

Announcer: New McSooshi. America's eating it raw.


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