February 28th, 1987
Robert Cray Band
Eddie Van Halen
Robert Cray Band, "Smoking Gun"
Eddie Van Halen & G.E. Smith, "Stompin' 8H"
Don Regan & Nancy Reagan
Don Regan (Kevin Nealon) & Nancy Reagan (Jan Hooks) have affair.
: President Ronald Reagan, Nancy Reagan.
Valerie Bertinelli's Monologue
Bertinelli is desperate to shed her girl-next-door image.
Hard News Cafe
Journalists enjoy lunch at Hard News Cafe theme restaurant.
: Sam Donaldson, Ted Koppel.
Peter Graves (Phil Hartman) is clueless about precious metals.
: Peter Graves.
Dinner with the Van Halens
Roadies (Kevin Nealon, Dana Carvey, Dennis Miller) secure dinner table.
Robert Cray Band performs "Smoking Gun"
Weekend Update with Dennis Miller
Contest winner (Jon Lovitz) hangs out with David lee Roth (Dana Carvey).
Kevin Nealon gets to the point about filing income tax returns.
Ching Change thinks stranger (Bertinelli) is the perfect woman.
: Ching Change.
Eddie Van Halen & SNL Band perform "Stompin' 8H"
Washington Center I
Plastic surgery patient (Nora Dunn) touts the clinic.
Let's Go To The Movies
College coeds (Bertinelli, Jan Hooks) praise "The Color of Money".
Washington Center II
Plastic surgery patient (Nora Dunn) praises in spite of mishaps.
Yul Brynner's replacement (Phil Hartman) is barely given a chance.
Robert Cray Band performs "Right Next Door"
Incompetenet doctor (Jon Lovitz) wonders if he should have been an opera singer.