April 11th, 1987
Anita Baker, "Sweet Love"
Dumb Marines (Kevin Nealon, Dana Carvey) bring spies to the U.S. Embassy.
John Lithgow's Monologue
Lithgow's upset when a boom mike mars episode's Benchley Award effort.
Vice squad (Lithgow, Kevin Nealon) solve crimes in Wild West Wyoming.
Dwight Henderson, World's Meanest Methodist Minister
Reverand Dwight Henderson (Lithgow) is the world's meanest methodist minister.
The Pat Stevens Show
Pat Stevens (Nora Dunn) consider Halston (Phil Hartman) to be a has-been.
: Pat Stevens.
Anita Baker performs "Sweet Love"
Weekend Update with Dennis Miller
Kevin Nealon strays off-topic during commentary on abortion.
A. Whitney Brown delivers Big Picture commentary on surrogate motherhood.
Baudelaire (Lithgow) teaches Master Thespian (Jon Lovitz) how to replace Olivier.
: Master Thespian, Baudelaire.
Peter Graves (Phil Hartman) doesn't grasp importance of bacteria slides.
: Peter Graves.
Transatlantic Cab Ride
New York to San Francisco cab ride only takes driver (Lithgow) less than nine minutes.
Anita Baker performs "Same Ole Love"
The Golden Days of Television
Boxing loser (Lithgow) is motivated to beat up rich boy (Dana Carvey).