Sold-Out Gold Daughter.....Victoria Jackson Father.....Kevin Nealon David Crosby.....Jon Lovitz [ open on Father and Daughter dancing to "Good Vibrations" by the Beach Boys ] Daughter: Wow, Dad, that's the Sunkist Song! Father: No, Jennifer, it's the Beach Boys. I grew up listening to this music! Daughter: Wow, Dad! You're cooler than I thought! Father: You mean now, there's music we both can enjoy? [ cut to David Crosby in a recording studio ] David Crosby: There sure is, man! Hi, I'm David Crosby. Hey, did you know that many of today's best-loved commercial jingles are actually based on classics from the sixties? Cause they are, man. Now all this great music is available on one collection... [ holds up record SOLD OUT GOLD ] Sold Out Gold! You'll get great hits like Orange Vibrations. [ SUPER: "SUNKIST VIBRATIONS - The Beach Boys", to the tune of "GoodVibrations" ] "I'm picking up orange vibrations, Sunkist Orange Soda taste sensations.. David Crosby: Or the Nike Song! [ SUPER: "THE NIKE SONG - The Beatles", to the tune of "Revolution" ] "There's got to be a revolution Well, you know... David Crosby: And if you order now, man, we'll sell you this additional album.. [ holds up record SOLD OUT BRONZE ] ..Sold Out Bronze! 20 never-before-aired commercials, including this one from Time Magazine. [ SUPER: "IN-A-TIME-MAGAZINE - Iron Butterfly", to the tune of"In-a-Gadda-Da-Vida" ] "In a Time magazine, now baby It's got all the news, if you care. David Crosby: Or this Doors tune for General Electric! [ SUPER: "GENERAL ELECTRIC - The Doors", to the tune of "People Are Strange" ] "Self-cleaning oven, Digital timer, Chicken is tasty When broiled in my range G.E. range, Pastries come out all the same, G.E. range.. David Crosby: And White Shirt! [ SUPER: "WHITE SHIRT - Jefferson Airplane", to the tune of "White Rabbit" ] "One shirt makes you formal, And one shirt has short sleeves, Ask Arrow For your shirt needs. [ Shown: a picture of the Rolling Stones and a box of Eggo Waffles ] "Hey you, leggo my eggo! Hey you, leggo my eggo! Hey you, leggo my eggo! David Crosby: Plus, these other Sold-Out Bronze classics! [ Titles scroll: "TALKING ABOUT (MY KEN-L-RATION) - The Who" "(HEY YOU) LEGGO MY EGGO - The Rolling Stones" "THE WIND CRIES SHASTA - Jimi Hendrix" "INCENSE AND FEENA-MINTS - Strawberry Alarm Clock" "JEEP CHEROKEE PEOPLE - Paul Revere and the Raiders" "WHERE HAVE ALL THE PRINGLES GONE? - Peter, Paul, & Mary" ] David Crosby: [ holding both albums] I've listened to these albums over 300 times, man! Now you can too by ordering today. Here's how, man: (bugs his eyes) Send $19.69 to: SOLD-OUT GOLD P.O. Box 1965 Silver Springs, IN, 01965 Or call 1-800-SIX-TIES, yeah. [ cut back to father and daughter dancing to the tune of "We Gotta GetOut of This Place" ] "We gotta get out of this place And take a trip to the Poconos. We gotta get out of this place.. [ fade to black ] Thanks to Tony DuMontfor this transcript. SNL Transcripts