May 23rd, 1987
Roy Orbison, "Crying"
Wyatt (Dana Carvey) and Billy (Hopper) survived their southern shooting.
Dennis Hopper's Monologue
Hopper says it's great to be clean and sober.
Hopper and Church Lady (Dana Carvey) discuss wilder days.
: Church Lady, Jenny Baker.
Roy Orbison performs "Crying" and "Pretty Woman"
Frank Booth's What's That Smell?
Contestants must inhale odors and guess the correct smell.
: Robin Leach, Tammy Faye Bakker.
Weekend Update with Dennis Miller
Tommy Flanagan (Jon Lovitz) lies about client Oliver North's innocence.
A. Whitney Brown demonstrates juggling act for the Class of '87.
: Tommy Flanagan.
Problem Drinkers From Outer Space
Drunken aliens (Hopper, Phil Hartman) give press conference on Earth.
This Week with David Brinkley
Sam Donaldson (Kevin Nealon) distracts panel discussion by leaning back in chair.
: David Brinkley, George Will, Sam Donaldson.
Cannibal Job Interview
Cannibalism questions are raised during Hal McGowan's (Hopper) job interview.
Roy Orbison performs "In Dreams"
Last Chance Gas Station
Small town car mechanic (Hopper) argues with businessman (Phil Hartman).
Liz (Nora Dunn) and Candy Sweeney (Jan Hooks) sing "goodbye" medley.
: Liz Sweeney, Candy Sweeney.