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  Season 13: Episode 4




87b: Sean Penn / L.L. Cool J, Michael Penn & The Pull

Pitman & Bullock

Announcer: [ over SUPER ] What qualities make an investment firm number one?

Determination.

[ show pitbull ]

The will to succeed.

Aggressiveness.

[ show pitbull barking ]

Fierce drive to compete and win.

Instinct.

[ show pitbull barking ]

Knowing the right moment to strike.

[ show pitbull identifying his kill ]

Tenacity.

[ show pitbull chewing on a man's leg ]

Holding on when others let go.

Coldbloodedness.

[ show pitbull continue to chew on a man's leg ]

Indifference to the suffering of those who stand in the way.

Pitman & Bullock. Put the power of the pitbull to work for you.


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