Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 13: Episode 3
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October 31st, 1987
Dabney Coleman
The Cars
Cassandra Peterson
Ric Ocasek
Lifestyles Of The Rich, Famous, & ScaryBio: Cassandra Peterson (1951-). Actress; former showgirl at the Dunes in Las Vegas, of which the Guinness Book of World Records lists her as the youngest on record in the city’s history Elvira; joined the Groundlings in 1979, where she developed the prototype for her Elvira, Mistress of the Dark persona.
Montage
Dabney Coleman’s MonologueBio: Dabney Coleman (1932-). Actor; films include “Nine to Five” (1980), “Tootsie” (1982), “Cloak & Dagger” (1984); starred in TV series “Buffalo Bill”, 1983-84 and “The Slap MaxWell Story”, 1987-88.
Fiber
The Winning SpiritSummary: A blind man (Dabney Coleman) expresses extreme bitterness over his disability.
Transcript
Don’t Go Down To The Basement
Scoutmaster
The Cars performs “Strap Me In”Also Performed: 83s.
Weekend Update with Dennis MillerTranscript
Marriage CounselorTranscript
Count Dracula, Self-Taught Auto Mechanic
The Pat Stevens ShowRecurring Characters: Pat Stevens.
Student Council
The Cars performs “Double Trouble”
Black Monday
Goodnights
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