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  Season 13: Episode 3


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October 31st, 1987

Dabney Coleman

The Cars

Cassandra Peterson

Ric Ocasek

Lifestyles Of The Rich, Famous, & Scary
Bio: Cassandra Peterson (1951-). Actress; former showgirl at the Dunes in Las Vegas, of which the Guinness Book of World Records lists her as the youngest on record in the city's history Elvira; joined the Groundlings in 1979, where she developed the prototype for her Elvira, Mistress of the Dark persona.


Montage


Dabney Coleman's Monologue
Bio: Dabney Coleman (1932-). Actor; films include "Nine to Five" (1980), "Tootsie" (1982), "Cloak & Dagger" (1984); starred in TV series "Buffalo Bill", 1983-84 and "The Slap MaxWell Story", 1987-88.


Fiber


The Winning Spirit
Summary: A blind man (Dabney Coleman) expresses extreme bitterness over his disability.

Transcript


Don't Go Down To The Basement


Scoutmaster


The Cars performs "Strap Me In"
Also Performed: 83s.


Weekend Update with Dennis Miller
Transcript


Marriage Counselor
Transcript


Count Dracula, Self-Taught Auto Mechanic


The Pat Stevens Show
Recurring Characters: Pat Stevens.


Student Council


The Cars performs "Double Trouble"


Black Monday


Goodnights



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