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  Season 13: Episode 6


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December 5th, 1987

Danny DeVito

Bryan Ferry

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G.E. Smith

Cheryl Hardwick

Rhea Perlman

Reagan-Gorbachev
Summary: President Ronald Reagan (Phil Hartman) shows movie-related landmarks to Mikhail Gorbachev (Danny DeVito).

Recurring Characters: President Ronald Reagan, Mikhail Gorbachev.

Transcript


Montage


Danny DeVito's Monologue
First Hosted: 81s.

Summary: Danny DeVito shows off his high school yearbook to prove that he and Bruce Springsteen went to school together.


Handi-Off
Summary: Office employee Sheila (Victoria Jackson) seeks a product that will resolve the problem she faces by having extra digits.

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At The Movies
Summary: Gene Siskel (Kevin Nealon) and Roger Ebert (Phil Hartman) review Christmas porno films.

Recurring Characters: Roger Ebert.


Church Chat
Summary: The Church Lady (Dana Carvey) talks to Danny DeVito about his so-called new "family friendly" movie, "Throw Momma From the Train", then invites him to sing "Here Comes Santa Claus" while she performs a drum solo.

Recurring Characters: Church Lady.

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Bryan Ferry performs "The Right Stuff"
Bio: Bryan Ferry (1945-). Singer-songwriter; lead vocalist for Roxy Music; briefly dated Jerry Hall in the 1970's.


Weekend Update with Dennis Miller


The Jungle Room
Summary: Nancy Maloney (Victoria Jackson) will finally sing at Eddie Spimozo's (Jon Lovitz) Jungle Room.

Recurring Characters: Eddie Spimozo, Charlie Loomis, Nancy Maloney.


White Trash Appraiser


Ann Landers' Playhouse
Recurring Characters: Ann Landers.


Bryan Ferry performs "Kiss & Tell"


The Doorman
Summary: A tenant (Phil Hartman) and his doorman (Danny DeVito) fail to accurately recall events since knowing one another.


Goodnights



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