Air Date: Host: Musical Guest: Special Guests: Cameos:

December 5th, 1987 Danny DeVito Bryan Ferry None G.E. Smith Cheryl Hardwick Rhea Perlman

Reagan-Gorbachev

Summary: President Ronald Reagan (Phil Hartman) shows movie-related landmarks to Mikhail Gorbachev (Danny DeVito). Recurring Characters: President Ronald Reagan, Mikhail Gorbachev. Transcript

Montage

Danny DeVito's Monologue

First Hosted: 81s. Summary: Danny DeVito shows off his high school yearbook to prove that he and Bruce Springsteen went to school together.

Handi-Off

Summary: Office employee Sheila (Victoria Jackson) seeks a product that will resolve the problem she faces by having extra digits. Transcript

At The Movies

Summary: Gene Siskel (Kevin Nealon) and Roger Ebert (Phil Hartman) review Christmas porno films. Recurring Characters: Roger Ebert.

Church Chat

Summary: The Church Lady (Dana Carvey) talks to Danny DeVito about his so-called new "family friendly" movie, "Throw Momma From the Train", then invites him to sing "Here Comes Santa Claus" while she performs a drum solo. Recurring Characters: Church Lady. Transcript

Bryan Ferry performs "The Right Stuff"

Bio: Bryan Ferry (1945-). Singer-songwriter; lead vocalist for Roxy Music; briefly dated Jerry Hall in the 1970's.

Weekend Update with Dennis Miller

The Jungle Room

Summary: Nancy Maloney (Victoria Jackson) will finally sing at Eddie Spimozo's (Jon Lovitz) Jungle Room. Recurring Characters: Eddie Spimozo, Charlie Loomis, Nancy Maloney.

White Trash Appraiser

Ann Landers' Playhouse

Recurring Characters: Ann Landers.

Bryan Ferry performs "Kiss & Tell"

The Doorman

Summary: A tenant (Phil Hartman) and his doorman (Danny DeVito) fail to accurately recall events since knowing one another.

Goodnights