Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 13: Episode 7
December 12th, 1987
Gorbachev's Incompetent Translator
Angie Dickinson's Monologue
: Angie Dickinson (1931-). Actress; best remembered as Sergeant Leann "Pepper" Anderson in TV series "Police Woman", 1974-78.
: Phil Donahue.
: A masochist contestant (Jon Lovitz) purposely answers quiz show questions wrong so that he can get his underwear yanked by a crane.
Buster Poindexter performs "Hot Hot Hot"
Weekend Update with Dennis Miller
David Gilmour performs "Ah, Robertson, It's You"
: David Gilmour (1946-). Musician; lead guitarist and singer-songwriter for Pink Floyd.
The Assimilated Jew's Hanukkah
: Henry Kissinger.