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  Season 13: Episode 11




87k: Justine Bateman / Terrance Trent D'arby

Friday Night Videos

Announcer.....Phil Hartman
George Will.....Dana Carvey
.....Justine Bateman

NBC FRIDAY NIGHT VIDEOS INTRO PLAYS

Announcer: And now back to FRIDAY NIGHT VIDEOS - with Justine Bateman and columnist George Will.

JUSTINE BATEMAN and "Newsweek" columnist GEORGE F. WILL are seated side by side. Both adjust their posture.

George Will: Hello.

Justine nods.

Justine Bateman: Hi.

George Will: You've done this before?

Justine Bateman: No, no. First time. You?

George Will: Nope. First for me.

George gives a nervous laugh. Both nod their heads. Both are silent.

Justine Bateman: So you're a writer?

George Will: More of a columnist you would say.

Justine Bateman: I see.

George Will: Yeah.

Justine Bateman: Alright.

George Will: Yeah.

Both stare off to their side. Both adjust their posture. Both are silent.

George Will: Want some water?

Justine Bateman: No thanks.

George Will: I won't either.

Both again remain silent.

George Will: FRIDAY NIGHT VIDEOS.

Justine nods. George nods.

George Will: Oh boy.


Submitted by: Cody Downs


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