Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 13: Episode 12
February 20th, 1988
Tom Hanks' Monologue
The Bean Cafe
: Farting euphemisms are the specialty of the house at the Bean Cafe.
The Pat Stevens Show
: Pat Stevens (Nora Dunn) interviews potential Republican presidential wives Elizabeth Dole (Jan Hooks) and Barbara Bush (Phil Hartman).
: Pat Stevens, Elizabeth Dole, Barbara Bush.
Randy Travis performs "Forever & Ever, Amen"
: Randy Travis (1959-). Country singer.
Weekend Update with Dennis Miller
Girl-Watchers A Go-Go
: A pair of Girl Watchers (Tom Hanks, Jon Lovitz) awkardly scope women and survey their chances on a city street.
: Girl Watcher 1, Girl Watcher 2.
Apple Support Systems
: First time computer user Randy (Tom Hanks) is dependent on (Kevin Nealon) just to get his computer turned on, much less operate it.
Casey Kasem Sings The Beatles
: Casey Kasem.
Randy Travis performs "What'll You Do"
Sentimental Pawn Shop