Saturday Night Live Transcripts


  Season 13: Episode 12


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February 20th, 1988

Tom Hanks

Randy Travis

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Andy Murphy

Calgary '88
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Montage


Tom Hanks' Monologue
First Hosted: 85e.


Giant Businessman


The Bean Cafe
Summary: Farting euphemisms are the specialty of the house at the Bean Cafe.

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The Pat Stevens Show
Summary: Pat Stevens (Nora Dunn) interviews potential Republican presidential wives Elizabeth Dole (Jan Hooks) and Barbara Bush (Phil Hartman).

Recurring Characters: Pat Stevens, Elizabeth Dole, Barbara Bush.

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Randy Travis performs "Forever & Ever, Amen"
Bio: Randy Travis (1959-). Country singer.


Weekend Update with Dennis Miller
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Girl-Watchers A Go-Go
Summary: A pair of Girl Watchers (Tom Hanks, Jon Lovitz) awkardly scope women and survey their chances on a city street.

Recurring Characters: Girl Watcher 1, Girl Watcher 2.

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Apple Support Systems
Summary: First time computer user Randy (Tom Hanks) is dependent on (Kevin Nealon) just to get his computer turned on, much less operate it.

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Casey Kasem Sings The Beatles
Recurring Characters: Casey Kasem.

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Delivery Room
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Observational Stand-ups
Recurring Characters: Stand-ups.

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Randy Travis performs "What'll You Do"


Sentimental Pawn Shop
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Goodnights



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