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  Season 14: Episode 3





88c: John Larroquette / Randy Newman

Vote Bush I

[ show image of each President standing before a police line-up replica ]

Announcer: John F. Kennedy was six-foot-one.

Abraham Lincoln was six-foot-five.

Franklin Delano Roosevelt was six-foot-one.

George Bush is six-foot-two.

But Michael Dukakis is five-foot-five-and-a-half.

Bush. He's taller.

[ SUPER: "Bush. He's Taller." ]


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