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  Season 14: Episode 3





88c: John Larroquette / Randy Newman

Vote Bush II

[ show each President's head in front of an American flag ]

Announcer: John F. Kennedy's parents were born in America.

Abraham Lincoln's parents were born in America.

Franklin Delano Roosevelt's parents were born in America.

George Bush's parents were born in America.

[ show Dukakis' head in front of a Greek flag ]

But Michael Dukakis' parents?

Bush. His parents were born in America.

[ SUPER: "Bush. His parents were born in America." ]


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