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  Season 14: Episode 3





88c: John Larroquette / Randy Newman

Vote Bush III

[ show each President's head encircled over a North European country ]

Announcer: Franklin Delano Roosevelt was of white northern European heritage.

Thomas Jefferson was of white northern European heritage.

John F. Kennedy was of white northern European heritage.

George Herbert Walker Bush is of white northern European heritage.

[ show Dukakis' encircled just above the Mediterranean Sea ]

But Michael Dukakis?

Bush. He's whiter.

[ SUPER: "Bush. He's Whiter." ]


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