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  Season 14: Episode 5


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November 12th, 1988

Demi Moore

Johnny Clegg & Savuka

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Kirsten Dunst

Bruce Willis

Bush's Final Negative Ad
Summary: The election is over, but, because newly-elected George Bush's (Dana Carvey) campaign crew raised more money than necessary, he has produced one final negative ad against Michael Dukakis for the citizens of America.

Recurring Characters: George Bush.

Note: Future actress Kirsten Dunst appears as an child extra to portray one of Bush's grandchildren.

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Montage


Demi Moore's Monologue
Bio: Demi Moore (1962-). Actress; former model; first gained attention while appearing on soap opera "General Hospital", from 1982-83; film credits include: "St. Elmo's Fire" (1985), "About Last Night..." (1986), "Indecent Proposal" (1993), "Disclosure" (1994); married to songwriter Freddy Moore, 1980-85; married to actor Bruce Willis, 1987-2000; married to younger actor Ashton Kutcher, 2005-.

Cameos: 04o, 07j.


Neuburg's Bleu Cheese Cooler


Beauty and the Beast
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Camping With Hans & Franz
Recurring Characters: Hans, Franz.

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The World Of Dr. Know-It-All


Johnny Clegg & Savuka perform "I Call Your Name"
Bio: Johnny Clegg (1953-). South American musician; mixes Zulu and English lyrics with African, European, and Celtic music styles. Savuka is Clegg's second band, following Juluka.


Weekend Update with Dennis Miller
Recurring Characters: Imelda Marcos.

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One Man's Demons
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Woman vs. Rattlesnake


Lou's Poker Game


Florszag Travel


Johnny Clegg & Savuka perform "Take My Heart Away"


Businessman's Chatter Line
Summary: All-business phone chat for lonely businessmen everywhere.

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Goodnights



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