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  Season 14: Episode 7


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December 3rd, 1988

Danny DeVito

The Bangles

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Arnold Schwartzenegger

Joe Dicso

Tom Davis

Conan O'Brien

Pumping Up With Hans & Franz
Recurring Characters: Hans, Franz.

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Montage


Danny DeVito's Monologue
Summary: Because he loves the rush of coming out on stage, Danny DeVito requests the opportunity to do it a second time.

First Hosted: 81s.

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Big Red
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Sex Tonight
Recurring Characters: Jessica Hahn, Casey Kasem.


Reclino Love Lounge
Recurring Characters: Wilford Brimley.


Bankrupt Scrooge


The Bangles perform "In Your Room"
Bio: All-girl folk-rock/jangle pop band out of Los Angeles; members: Susanna Hoffs, Debbi Peterson, Vicki Peterson, Michael Steele.


Weekend Update with Dennis Miller
Recurring Characters: Yasser Arafat.


You Shot Me!
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The Bastard Battalion
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The Bangles perform "Hazy Shade Of Winter"


Celebrity Restaurant
Recurring Characters: Buddy Precisely, Burt Reynolds.


Amateur Guardian Angels


Goodnights



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