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  Season 14: Episode 16







88q: Dolly Parton

Planet of the Enormous Hooters

Queen.....Nora Dunn
Courtier #1.....Jan Hooks
Courtier #2.....Victoria Jackson
Prisoner.....Dolly Parton

Announcer: On the outer reaches of our galaxy spins the planet Estrogena, where there evolved an advanced race of women: Planet of the Enormous Hooters.

Queen: Bring the deformed one to me!

Courtier #1: Queen Zarma, your Exalted Fullness. We have brought the prisoner.

Courtier #2: Look! Her breasts are so small. They look like melons!

[ everyone laughs ]

Prisoner: Oh, please don't belittle me.

Queen: You are a disgrace to our planet. I hereby banish you to the planet Earth, where your undersize breasts will go unnoticed, and you may live your life in anonymity. Take her to the spaceship - she disgusts me!

Prisoner: No, no! Please reconsider! [ she's pulled outside ]

Announcer: Tune in next week for Planet of the Enormous Hooters.


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