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  Season 15: Episode 1





89a: Bruce Willis / Neil Young

Donahue Promo II

Phil Donahue.....Phil Hartman

[FADE IN on Donahue looking exactly the same as before.]

Phil Donahue: You can barely walk, you can't concentrate on your work, you feel like you're going insane! When your shoelace is caught INSIDE your shoe, on the next "Donahue."

[Phil nods ruefully as the gold-and-white "DONAHUE" caption appears. FADE to black over applause.]


Submitted by: Sean


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