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  Season 15: Episode 3


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October 21st, 1989

Kathleen Turner

Billy Joel

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Christine Zander

Conan O'Brien

Joe Dicso

The Miracle Of Fatima '89


Montage


Kathleen Turner's Monologue


Plug Away
Recurring Characters: Harvey Fierstein, John Travolta, Lee Iacocca.


Die Squaren Ost Berliner


Donheiser


Billy Joel performs "We Didn't Start The Fire"
Also Performed: 77k, 93d


Weekend Update with Dennis Miller
Summary: One man mobile uplink unit Al Franken broadcasts live from a NYC crackhouse. Phil Hartman delivers the George Steinbrenner Health Watch report. A. Whitney Brown delivers a Big Picture commentary on the San Francisco earthquake.


Recurring Characters: Mr. Subliminal.


The Eggman
Transcript


Lank Thompson's "I'm A Handsome Man"
Recurring Characters: Lank Thompson.


555-TOON


All About Deborah Norville
Recurring Characters: Jane Pauley, Gene Shalit.


Billy Joel performs "Downeaster Alexa"


Average Blind Date


Maxwell House
Note: Another props gaffe, as Jon Lovitz's fake stomach comes loose as he dances.

Recurring Characters: Linda Ellerbee, Willard Scott.


Goodnights



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