Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 15: Episode 3
October 21st, 1989
The Miracle Of Fatima '89
Kathleen Turner's Monologue
: Harvey Fierstein, John Travolta, Lee Iacocca.
Die Squaren Ost Berliner
Billy Joel performs "We Didn't Start The Fire"
Weekend Update with Dennis Miller
: One man mobile uplink unit Al Franken broadcasts live from a NYC crackhouse. Phil Hartman delivers the George Steinbrenner Health Watch report. A. Whitney Brown delivers a Big Picture commentary on the San Francisco earthquake.
: Mr. Subliminal.
Lank Thompson's "I'm A Handsome Man"
: Lank Thompson.
All About Deborah Norville
: Jane Pauley, Gene Shalit.
Billy Joel performs "Downeaster Alexa"
Average Blind Date
: Another props gaffe, as Jon Lovitz's fake stomach comes loose as he dances.
: Linda Ellerbee, Willard Scott.