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  Season 15: Episode 5


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Special Guests:

Cameos:


November 11th, 1989

Chris Evert

Eurythmics

None

Lorne Michaels

Jeff Renaudo

Wimbledon Loss
Recurring Characters: Queen Elizabeth.


Montage


Chris Evert's Monologue


Colon Blow
Transcript


Bush at The Berlin Wall
Recurring Characters: President George Bush.

Transcript


Evert vs. Navratilova
Note: The newspaper montage features the theme music used for Saturday Night News (formerly Weekend Update and SNL Newsbreak) from 1982-84.

Recurring Characters: Martina Navratilova.


Bette Davis' Videotape Will
Note: That's actually Jan Hooks making all the fast-forward sound effects of the VCR as she performs the "videotaped" will offstage. There's one moment where she's still performing the effects even though the tape is no longer fast-forwarding.

Recurring Characters: Bette Davis.


Eurythmics perform "Angel"


Weekend Update with Dennis Miller
Summary: Kevin Nealon reviews X-rated movies. Annoying Man (Jon Lovitz) bothers Dennis Miller.

Recurring Characters: Annoying Man.


Lothar Of The Hill People
Recurring Characters: Lothar, Tyler, Org.


"Draw the Line"


Lyle, The Effeminate Heterosexual
Recurring Characters: Lyle Billup, Mrs. Billup.

Transcript


Eurythmics perform "Baby's Gonna Cry"


Passages


The Nude House of Wacky People
Recurring Characters: Ronald Reagan.

Transcript


Goodnights



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