Note: The newspaper montage features the theme music used for Saturday Night News (formerly Weekend Update and SNL Newsbreak) from 1982-84.
Recurring Characters: Martina Navratilova.
Bette Davis' Videotape Will
Note: That's actually Jan Hooks making all the fast-forward sound effects of the VCR as she performs the "videotaped" will offstage. There's one moment where she's still performing the effects even though the tape is no longer fast-forwarding.
Recurring Characters: Bette Davis.
Eurythmics perform "Angel"
Weekend Update with Dennis Miller
Summary: Kevin Nealon reviews X-rated movies. Annoying Man (Jon Lovitz) bothers Dennis Miller.