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  Season 15: Episode 7


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December 2nd, 1989

John Goodman

k.d. lang & The Reclines

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Lorne Michaels

Conan O'Brien

Annabeth Hartzog

Tom Davis

Jim Downey

It Used To Be A Wonderful Life
Recurring Characters: Jimmy Stewart.

Transcript


Montage


John Goodman's Monologue
Summary: John Goodman may be hosting the show tonight, but members of the cast and the audience are more interested in his co-star, Roseanne Barr (Victoria Jackson), who's hanging out backstage.

Recurring Characters: Roseanne Barr.

Note: In the original live broadcast, the pre-taped segment with Goodman's wife sitting alone in the audience failed to start, causing the monologue to end abruptly without its punchline. Goodman jokes about this during the Goodnights by pretending to hypnotize the live audience by chanting "There was no technical screw-up!" Both segments were replace with their dress rehearsal versions for reruns.

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BeautyBath

Recurring Characters: Corazon Aquino.

Note: Repeat from 11/14/87.


Wayne's World
Recurring Characters: Wayne Campbell, Garth Algar, Officer Wilson.


Cooking with the Anal-Retentive Chef
Recurring Characters: Anal-Retentive Gene.


Toonces, the Cat Who Could Drive A Car
Recurring Characters: Toonces the Cat, Lyle Clark, Brenda clark.


k.d. lang & The Reclines performs "Pullin' Back The Reins"


Weekend Update with Dennis Miller
Summary: Voiceovers of George Bush (Dana Carvey) and Mikhail Gorbachev (Phil Hartman) at the Malta summit are played over film clips. Annoying Man (Jon Lovitz) wanders onto the set.

Recurring Characters: Annoying Man.


The Mike Ditka Type-A Christmas Special
Recurring Characters: Mike Ditka, Santa Claus.


The Referee Pitman Show
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k.d. lang & The Reclines performs "Johnny Get Angry"


Gang Parents


thirtysomething Cereal
Summary: Relieves the drama that starts your morning.

Note: Repeat from 09/30/89.


Goodnights



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