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  Season 15: Episode 9


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December 16th, 1989

Andie MacDowell

Tracy Chapman

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Tom Davis

Christine Zander

Joe Franken

Tom Schiller

Drunk Driving Message


Montage


Andie MacDowell's Monologue


The Night Hanukkah Harry Saved Christmas
Recurring Characters: Santa Claus, Mrs. Claus, Hanukkah Harry.

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Baby Carriers


Church Chat
Recurring Characters: Church Lady, Nadia Comaneci, Leona Helmsley.


Tracy Chapman performs "Gimme One Reason"


Weekend Update with Dennis Miller
Summary: A love-starved Mrs. Claus (Victoria Jackson) sings "Santa Please Skip Christmas This Year" and sits on Dennis Miller's lap. In the final update on the Al Franken Decade, Al Franken passes the torch to his son, Joe, who will now reign over the Joe Franken Decade.

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Hal Jerome Tribute


"Dieter In Space"
Recurring Characters: Dieter.


Tracy Chapman performs "All That You Have"


This Is Your Day


Season's Greetings
Summary: Tonto (Jon Lovitz), Tarzan (Kevin Nealon) and Frankenstein (Phil Hartman) sing "The Little Drummer Boy."

Recurring Characters: Tonto, Tarzan, Frankenstein.


Swivel Chair Mystery Theatre


Goodnights



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