7 SNL Transcripts: Ed O'Neill: 01/13/90

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  Season 15: Episode 10


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January 13th, 1990

Ed O'Neill

Harry Connick, Jr.

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Maury Povich

Lorne Michaels

Bob Odenkirk

Noriega's Plan
Summary: Manuel Noriega (Jon Lovitz) talks President George Bush (Dana Carvey) into a hair-brained scheme.

Recurring Characters: President George Bush.

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Montage


Ed O'Neill's Monologue
Summary: Ed O'Neill may be well-known for his performance on "Married.. With Children", but his hosting is also a potential embarrassment for SNL and Fox.

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BiziLady
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I Got What You Need
Summary: Stash the shopkeeper (Ed O'Neill) recommends household items as though we were describing his penis.

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Wayne's World
Summary: Wayne (Mike Myers) and Garth (Dana Carvey) perform an anti-drunk driving ad to make amends with their Driver's Ed teacher Mr. Hemphill (Ed O'Neill).

Recurring Characters: Wayne Campbell, Garth Algar.

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Harry Connick, Jr. performs "It Had To Be You"


Weekend Update with Dennis Miller
Recurring Characters: Grumpy Old Man.


The Nagging Husband


Dennis Woo's Real Estate Fortunes The Easy Way


Ceausescu's Wake


Harry Connick, Jr. performs "It's Alright With Me"


Lothar Of The Hill People
Summary: Lothar (Mike Myers) dicusses "walking with women) with Tyler (Phil Hartman) and Faldor (Ed O'Neill).

Recurring Characters: Lothar, Tyler.

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SNL in the 90's
Summary: Lorne Michaels previews the changes that will be made to SNL in the coming decade.

Recurring Characters: Church Lady.

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Goodnights
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