Saturday Night Live Transcripts


  Season 15: Episode 11


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January 20th, 1990

Christopher Walken

Bonnie Raitt

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Tom Davis

The Tonight Show
Summary: Johnny Carson (Dana Carvey) welcomes Mikhail Gorbachev (Phil Hartman) and Andrew Dice Clay (Jon Lovitz) to the show, as Ed McMahon (Phil Hartman) chimes in through a pre-recorded voice module.

Recurring Characters: Johnny Carson, Ed McMahon, Mikhail Gorbachev, Andrew Dice Clay.


Montage


Christopher Walken's Monologue
Summary: Keeping a straight, emotionless face, Christopher Walken insists that he's excited to be hosting "Saturday Night Live," then sings "Throwin' A Ball Tonight" and tap dances to prove it.

Also Hosted: 92d, 95j, 99p, 00t, 02m.

Transcript


Colon Blow
Note: Repeat from 11/11/89.


Eternity


Girlfriend Dumping Service
Summary: To end their relationship, Linda Parker's (Victoria Jackson) boyfriend sends a professional liaison (Christopher Walken) to do his dirty work for him.


Bonnie Raitt performs "Have a Heart"


Weekend Update with Dennis Miller
Recurring Characters: Annoying Man.


The Continental
Summary: The suave yet unsophisticated Continental (Christopher Walken) welcomes a woman to his penthouse apartment.

Note: This recurring sketch is based on a short-lived CBS program that aired Saturday nights during the 1952-53 season, and starred Renzo Cesana as The Continental. Its target audience was lonely women who didn't have dates for the evening; the combination of the subjective camera angles and the Continental's charm was designed to make these women believe they were being romanced through their TV sets!

Recurring Characters: The Continental.

Transcript


Attitudes
Summary: Sports enthusiast Rainbow Head (Christopher Walken) chats with Linda Dano (Nora Dunn) and Dee Kelly (Jan Hooks).

Recurring Characters: Linda Dano, Dee Kelly.


Lease With An Option To Kill
Summary: Bitter with defeat, Max Zorin (Christopher Walken) supervises the construction of his new top-secret headquarters, which will be the end of agent James Bond (Phil Hartman) once it's complete. Too bad the smirking Bond has been captured ahead of schedule, and isn't the least bit impressed by Zorin's plans.

Recurring Characters: James Bond.


Bonnie Raitt performs "Thing Called Love"


Hardbound


Goodnights



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