89m: Tom Hanks / Aerosmith
Black History Moment
Andy Rooney ... Phil Hartman
Don Pardo V/O: [over a graphic that reads: BLACK
HISTORY MOMENT] NBC is proud to present another Black
History Moment. And now ... Andy Rooney.
[Dissolve to elderly, gray-haired Andy Rooney, seated
at the desk in his cluttered office, addressing the
Andy Rooney: February's Black History Month in this
great multicultural nation of ours. I think I know
just a little bit about history because, at the
moment, I AM history. But did you know that George
Washington Carver, a black man, introduced the
cultivation of peanuts to America? He also invented
peanut butter. He was a wonderful man. And did you
ever notice how peanut butter tastes better on dark
bread? Dark beer is better, too. And black bean soup
is much better than white bean. Dark is just better.
And black is best. I'm Andy Rooney and I like black
people. I really do. ... It's fags I hate.