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  Season 15: Episode 14

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February 24th, 1990

Fred Savage



Rob Smigel

Tom Davis

Jim Downey

Church Chat
Summary: The Church Lady (Dana Carvey) and her niece Enid (Fred Savage) give Donald Trump (Phil Hartman) and Marla Maples (Jan Hoks) a hard time.

Recurring Characters: Church Chat, Donald Trump, Marla Maples.


Fred Savage's Monologue
Summary: As Fred Savage hits puberty while delivering his monologue, the voice of his older self (Rob Smigel) narrates the events like on "The Wonder Years."


Gun Safety
Parents (Phil Hartman, Victoria Jackson) keep hiding their gun in places that their son (Fred Savage) is most likely to look for it.

The Pat Stevens Show
Recurring Characters: Pat Stevens.


Technotronic performs "Pump Up The Jam"

Weekend Update with Dennis Miller
Recurring Characters: Annoying Man, Grumpy Old Man.

Imaginary Friends

Shuttle Launch

Lothar Of The Hill People
Recurring Characters: Lothar, Tyler.

Technotronic performs "Get Up!"

Hooked On Sushi


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