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  Season 15: Episode 16


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Air Date:

Host:

Musical Guest:

Special Guests:

Cameos:


March 24th, 1990

Debra Winger

Eric Clapton

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Tom Davis

Reagan & The Census
Summary: Former President Ronald Reagan (Phil Hartman) is unable to answer the not-so-difficult questions posed by the Census taker (Victoria Jackson).

Recurring Characters: Ronald Reagan.


Montage


Debra Winger's Monologue
Summary: Debra Winger explains the series of coincidences that led to her being asked to host tonight's pre-Academy Awards episode.

Transcript


Wayne's World
Recurring Characters: Wayne Campbell, Garth Algar, Nancy.


Urban Toonces
Summary: Toonces the Driving Cat boosts attendance at Bud (Dana Carvey) and Cissy's (Debra Winger) bar by riding the mechanical bull.

Recurring Characters: Toonces the Cat.


Eric Clapton performs "No Alibis"


Weekend Update with Dennis Miller
Recurring Characters: Subliminal Man.


The Adventures Of Calamity Jane


Eric Clapton performs "Pretending"


Jon Lovitz's Romantic Scene


Senate Record Labelling Hearings
Recurring Characters: Mephistopheles.


Eric Clapton performs "Wonderful Tonight"


Goodnights



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