Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 15: Episode 16
March 24th, 1990
Reagan & The Census
: Former President Ronald Reagan (Phil Hartman) is unable to answer the not-so-difficult questions posed by the Census taker (Victoria Jackson).
: Ronald Reagan.
Debra Winger's Monologue
: Debra Winger explains the series of coincidences that led to her being asked to host tonight's pre-Academy Awards episode.
: Wayne Campbell, Garth Algar, Nancy.
: Toonces the Driving Cat boosts attendance at Bud (Dana Carvey) and Cissy's (Debra Winger) bar by riding the mechanical bull.
: Toonces the Cat.
Eric Clapton performs "No Alibis"
Weekend Update with Dennis Miller
: Subliminal Man.
The Adventures Of Calamity Jane
Eric Clapton performs "Pretending"
Jon Lovitz's Romantic Scene
Senate Record Labelling Hearings
Eric Clapton performs "Wonderful Tonight"