
Saturday Night Live Transcripts

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Season 15: Episode 18

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April 21st, 1990

Alec Baldwin

The B-52's

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Tom Davis

Rob Schneider

David Spade

Conan O'Brien
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A Message From the President of the United States
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Summary: President George Bush (Dana Carvey) licks his glaucoma drops.

Recurring Characters: President George Bush.

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Alec Baldwin's Monologue
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Summary: Handsome actor Alec Baldwin overextends his desire to "charm" the audience with his dashing good looks.

Also Hosted: 90n, 92m, 93m, 94h, 95k, 96n, 98i, 00p, 01r, 03f, 05h, 06e.

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Greenhilly
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Summary: Groundskeeper Mr. Cherrywood (Alec Baldwin) delights in kissing everyone at the Greenhilly country club.

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The Environmentally Conscious One
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The Greto Garbo I Knew
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Summary: James O'Brien (Alec Baldwin) recalls the eccentric nature of Greta Garbo's (Jan Hooks) desire to be alone.

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The B-52's perform "Cosmic Thing"
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Weekend Update with Dennis Miller
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Summary: Kevin Nealon delivers the news from Ten Feet Away. A. Whitney Brown delivers a Big Picture commentary on Earth Day.

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The Nude Talk Show
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Note: The schedule board in the background lists two shows that were sketches on other episodes of "SNL" - "Dukakis After Dark" and "The Insane Idiot."

Recurring Characters: Al Goldstein.
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The Diner
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Summary: Sexual tensions run high when a brash waitress (Jan Hooks) takes the order of a drifting cowboy (Alec Baldwin).

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The B-52's perform "Channel Z"
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Middle-Aged Man
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Recurring Characters: Middle-Aged Man.
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