Saturday Night Live Transcripts


  Season 15: Episode 19


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May 12th, 1990

Andrew Dice Clay

Spanic Boys

Julee Cruise

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Rob Schneider

It's A Wonderful Dice
Summary: Depressed by the negative publicity surrounding his upcoming hosting gig, Andrew "Dice" Clay wishes he had never been born, prompting Mephistopheles (Jon Lovitz) to show him what "Saturday Night Live" would be like without him.

Recurring Characters: Mephistopheles, Frank Zappa.

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Montage
Note: Nora Dunn is credited even though she willingly doesn't appear in tonight's episode.


Andrew Dice Clay's Monologue
Summary: Andrew Dice Clay performs stand-up that employs his repository of "clean" jokes.

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Diceman Employment Agency


TV Guide Jeers
Recurring Characters: Adolph Hitler.


Cooking With the Anal-Rententive Chef
Summary: Anal-retentive Gene (Phil Hartman) is joined in the kitchen by his mother (Jan Hooks).

Recurring Characters: Anal-Retentive Gene.


Spanic Boys perform "Keep On Walking"


Weekend Update with Dennis Miller
Recurring Characters: Annoying Man, Michael J. Fox.


Dad, What's Sex?
Summary: Andrew Dice Clay stars in an Afterschol Special, in which he thoughtfully teaches his son (Mike Myers) about sex with the help of his own vernacular.

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WPLI
Summary: Tony Trailer.


Jan Hooks' Personal Protest


Cool Mite


Julee Cruise performs "Falling"


Ridiculous Bull
Summary: Jake LaMotta (Andrew Dice Man) tells his brother Joey (Jon Lovitz) to smash large household appliances over his head.

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Kevin Nealon's Personal Protest
Summary: Kevin Nealon protests Andrew Dice Clay's hosting by only appearing in a small handful of sketches.

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Goodnights
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