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May 12th, 1990
Andrew Dice Clay
Spanic Boys
Julee Cruise
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Rob Schneider
It's A Wonderful Dice
Summary: Depressed by the negative publicity surrounding his upcoming hosting gig, Andrew "Dice" Clay wishes he had never been born, prompting Mephistopheles (Jon Lovitz) to show him what "Saturday Night Live" would be like without him. Recurring Characters: Mephistopheles, Frank Zappa. Transcript
Montage
Note: Nora Dunn is credited even though she willingly doesn't appear in tonight's episode.
Andrew Dice Clay's Monologue
Summary: Andrew Dice Clay performs stand-up that employs his repository of "clean" jokes. Transcript
Diceman Employment Agency
TV Guide Jeers
Recurring Characters: Adolph Hitler.
Cooking With the Anal-Rententive Chef
Summary: Anal-retentive Gene (Phil Hartman) is joined in the kitchen by his mother (Jan Hooks). Recurring Characters: Anal-Retentive Gene.
Spanic Boys perform "Keep On Walking"
Weekend Update with Dennis Miller
Recurring Characters: Annoying Man, Michael J. Fox.
Dad, What's Sex?
Summary: Andrew Dice Clay stars in an Afterschol Special, in which he thoughtfully teaches his son (Mike Myers) about sex with the help of his own vernacular. Transcript
WPLI
Summary: Tony Trailer.
Jan Hooks' Personal Protest
Cool Mite
Julee Cruise performs "Falling"
Ridiculous Bull
Summary: Jake LaMotta (Andrew Dice Man) tells his brother Joey (Jon Lovitz) to smash large household applainces over his head. Transcript
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