Hedley & Wyche
Pub Owner.....Phil Hartman
Pub Patron.....Chris Farley
[ open in British pub ]
Spokesman: You like our pubs, and you like our fish and chips. And I'm about to let you in on another secret - Hedley & Wyche.
Pub Owner: It's the only toothpaste we ever use! [ smiles, revealing poorly-cared for teeth ]
Barmaid: One tube last for years! [ smiles with rotten teeth ]
Bobby: Actually, I've used it all my life, and I've never had to go to a dentist. [ smiles with rotten teeth ]
Spokesman: Hedley & Wyche, is the toothpaste that makes brushing a pleasure. That's because its mild cleaning agent is enhanced by two teaspoons of pure cane sugar, for a smile that says "Yum, that was good!"
Pub Patron: And it tastes great on a cracker!
Jingle: "Hedley & Wyche
The British toothpaste!
It tastes okay
And it's got great taste!"
Spokesman: Hedley & Wyche. The British toothpaste. You don't have to brush your teeth every week - but you just might want to!
Announcer: Hedley & Wyche. For a smile that says, "Yum, that was good!"