[Tom enters the copy room]
Richmeister: Tom! Tommy!
Tom: Hey Richard, Iím just making some copies.
Richmeister: The Tomster! Tom-Man! Tom-Tom!
Tom: How you doing, Richard?
Richmeister: The Tomster, makiní copies! Mr. Tom! Tommy!
Tom: Yeah, see ya. [exits]
Richmeister: Tom! [Randy enters the copy room] Bill! Billy! The Billster! Bill-Man! Billy Bill Bill!
Randy: [annoyed] The name is Randy!
Richmeister: Randy! The Randster! Only one copy for the Randman! [Randy leaves] Randy! [Steve and Sandy enter] Steve and Sandy, makiní copies! The Steve-Man and the Sandster, makiní copies!
Steve: [to Sandy] Who is this guy, do you know him?
Sandy: Donít worry about him, heís just Richard Laymer. Itís just his way of trying to be nice. [to Richard] Hi, Richard!
Richmeister: The Sandster, saying hi! Sandy and Steve!
Steve: Itís kind of annoying; maybe somebody ought to talk to him.
Richmeister: Steve-o-rama! Steve-o-ramavitch!
Sandy: Weíve all tried, thereís nothing we can do.
Richmeister: All right! Steve-Oís finished with the copies! Sandyís turn! Sandita! [Steve approaches Richmeister]
Steve: Hey guy, whatíre you working on here?
Steve: Uh, you work for the accounting department, I guess, huh?
Steve: So how do you like it here?
Richmeister: All right! Steve-o-rolo! The Stevemeister, askiní me questions!
Steve: Well, I gotta finish my report, Iíll see you later. Richard! The Richmeister!
Richmeister: Yeah, makiní friends with the Steveinator!
Sandy: [to Steve] I think thereís another copy machine on this floor.
Steve: Okay. [he and Sandy exit]
Richmeister: Steve-O, leaviní the room! Walkiní away with the Sandstress!
[Sting enters the copy room]
Sting: Hey Richard.
Richmeister: Sting! Dr. Stinglehoffer! Makiní copies! The McStingster! Stingatolla! Sting! Stinga linga ding dongÖdong. Sting!
[fade to black]
Submitted by: Johnny Lurg