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  Season 16: Episode 12


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February 9th, 1991

Kevin Bacon

INXS

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Tom Davis

Conan O'Brien

Desert Storm Press Briefing
Recurring Characters: Dick Cheney.

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Montage


Kevin Bacon's Monologue
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No Execu-John Ad
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The Richmeister
Recurring Characters: Richard Laymer, Sandy, Steve, Tom, Randy.


The Dark Side with Nat X
Recurring Characters: Nat X, Sandman, Colin Powell.

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The Sarcastic Clapping Family Of Southhampton
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Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
Summary: Jack Handey outlines a fun way to trick a kid.

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INXS performs "Bitter Tears"


Weekend Update with Dennis Miller
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Roommate Specifics


Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
Summary: Jack Handey reflects upon biting into what is not a nectarine.

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Bomb Messages


SoundStage


INXS performs "Suicide Blonde"


Daily Affirmation
Recurring Characters: Stuart Smalley.


Cleaning My Rifle
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Goodnights
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