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  Season 16: Episode 12





90l: Kevin Bacon / INXS

Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

Jack Handey V/O:
As I bit into the nectarine,
it had a crisp juiciness about it
that was very pleasurable --
until I realized it wasn't a nectarine at all,
but A HUMAN HEAD!!


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