90l: Kevin Bacon / INXS
Xerox Repair Guy.....Kevin Bacon
[ Tom enters the Copy Room ]
Richmeister: To-o-om! Tommy!
Tom: Hey, Richard. Just making some copies.
Richmeister: The Tom-Man! Makin' copies! The Tomster! Tomarewski! The Tom-meister!
Tom: Yeah. See ya. [ exits ]
Richmeister: Tom-o! [ Randy enters ] Randy! The Randster! Randy Ranapolis!
Randy: Hi, Richard. Just making some copies.
Randy: That's my name. Don't wear it out.
Randy: Bye bye. [ turns to leave ]
Richmeister: Randy Ra-owooo! Randatola! [ Randy exits ] The Great Randino. [ Steve enters ] Steve! The Steve Stevester!
Steve: Hey, Richard.
Richmeister: Baron von Steve!
[ copy machine makes a funny noise ]
Steve: [ tapping side of machine ] Has this machine been acting up?
Steve: [ picks up Richmeister's phone ] Yeah, this is Steve down the hall. Could somebody come over and take a look at the copier?
Richmeister: Steve-man! Calling for help! Helping the Xerox! Xeroxolla!
[ Sandy enters ]
Sandy: Hi, Richard.
Richmeister: Sandy! The Sandstress!
Steve: [ on phone ] Great! You're on your way? Okay. [ hangs up phone, approaches Sandy ]
Sandy: Has it stopped again?
Richmeister: Senor-i-ta Sand-i-ta!
Steve: I called the guy. He'll be right here.
Richmeister: Steve and Sandy. Can't make their copies!
[ Xerox Repair Man enters ]
Steve: Thanks for coming.
Xerox Repair Man: No problem.
Richmeister: Alright! Xerox Repair Man! The Guy Who Checks The Toner! Toner-Checker Man!
Xerox Repair Man: Hey, I'm try'na work here, alright?
Richmeister: Toner-Checkerinski! The Guy Who Took A Swing At Me!
Xerox Repair Man: [ opens copier ] Oh, boy. Not good. Not good.
Steve: What is it?
Xerox Repair Man: Well, your portal receptor belt's busted.
Sandy: [ confused ] What does that mean?
Richmeister: Admiral Checkley von Toner!
Xerox Repair Man: I can't fix it here. I gotta take it down to the shop.
Sandy: Do you have to?
Richmeister: Tony Tone Tone!
Xerox Repair Man: I'll have it back in.. 3 to 4 days, tops. [ exits room ]
Sandy: The copy machine is Richard's whole life. If they take it away, it'll kill him.
Steve: I know. He'll have no one to talk to.
Richmeister: Stevester and the Sandita! Sharing a secret!
Sandy: Can you tell him? I don't think I could. [ pats Richmeister's shoulder before she exits ]
Steve: Hey, Rich! The Richster!
Steve: Rich, there's no easy way to tell you this. Thry can't service the copy machine here.
Richmeister: [ stunned, then smiles ] Alright! Steve-a-rono, teasin' the Richmeister! Pullin' my leg!
Steve: [ solemn ] No. It's no joke. The copy machine needs some major work.
Richmeister: The Steveinator! Pushin' the joke too far! Not funny!
Steve: Rich.. [ pats Richmeister's arm ] I wish it were a joke.
[ Xerox Repair Man re-enters with buddy, they roll the copy machine away, leaving Richmeister devestated. Steve quietly exits. ]
Richmeister: Disaster for the Richmeister. [ stands up, exits room, returns dragging the coffee machine, quickly plugs it into the wall ]
Tim: [ peers into room ] Oh. There's the coffee machine! [ pours a cup of coffee ]
Richmeister: Ti-i-i-im! Tim-my! Gettin' some coffee!
Tim: How ya doing, Richard?
Richmeister: No cream for the Tim-Man! Tim-oramovich! Timmy-Tim-Timinator! Tim!
[ fade to black ]