Saturday Night Live Transcripts


  Season 17: Episode 11




91k: Chevy Chase / Robbie Robertson

Kaufman's Big And Tall, And Short And Small Sephardic Jew Men's Clothing Store

Hal Kaufman.....Rob Schneider
Henry K. Kaufman.....Chevy Chase

Hal Kaufman: Hello I’m Hal Kaufman.

Henry K. Kaufman: And I’m Henry K. Kaufman for Kaufman’s Big and Tall-

Hal Kaufman: And Short and Small Sephardic Jew Men’s Clothing Store.

Henry K. Kaufman: We’d like to take this opportunity to clear up a misconception about Kaufman’s Big and Tall-

Hal Kaufman: And Short and Small-

Henry K. Kaufman: Sephardic Jew Men’s Clothing Store. While some people think that Kaufman’s Big and Tall-

Hal Kaufman: And Short and Small-

Henry K. Kaufman: Sephardic Jew Men’s Clothing Store is only for big and tall

Hal Kaufman: and short and small

Henry K. Kaufman: Sephardic Jews, they could be and they couldn’t be more wrong.

Hal Kaufman: That’s right Enrique. We included Sephardic jews in the name of our store as a point of ethnic pride because we are in face Sephardic jews.

Henry K. Kaufman: But we’re running out of time, so this point is, at Kaufman’s Big and Tall-

Hal Kaufman: And Short and Small-

Henry K. Kaufman: Sephardic Jew Men’s Clothing Store, every man-

Don Pardo: That’s right, Kaufman’s Big and Tall And Short and Small Sephardic Jew Men’s Clothing Store. Free gold star of David medallion with every purchase.


Submitted by: Ethan Greenberg


SNL Transcripts