February 22nd, 1992
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Red Hot Chili Peppers, "Under The Bridge"
A Message from the President of the United States
: President George Bush.
Roseanne & Tom Arnold's Monologue
Roseanne and Tom are hard-pressed for new information to divulge about themselves.
Dick Clark's Receptionist
Snotty receptionist (David Spade) won't let Roseanne and others see boss Dick Clark.
Linda (Mike Myers) and friend Liz (Madonna) are shocked to see Barbra Streisand.
: Linda Richman.
Tall Tales of the Recession
CEO (Tom) maintains desire to fire a greater number of employees at a faster rate.
Red Hot Chili Peppers performs "Stone Cold Bush"
Weekend Update with Kevin Nealon
: Grumpy Old Man.
Delta Delta Delta
: Pam, Di, Meg.
A Star Is Born
When Tom feeds off Roseanne's success, he becomes the bigger star.
: Stuart Smalley.
Red Hot Chili Peppers performs "Under The Bridge"
Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
The most dangerous animal in the world.