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  Season 17: Episode 17


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April 11th, 1992

Sharon Stone

Pearl Jam

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Lorne Michaels

Tom Davis

Jim Downey

Warren Hutcherson

Robert Smigel

Terry Turner

Fred Wolf

Jon Lovitz

Wayne's World
Summary: Wayne (Mike Myers) and Garth (Dana Carvey) cast their picks for the Best & Worst moments at this year's Oscars ceremony.

Recurring Characters: Wayne Campbell, Garth Algar.


Montage


Sharon Stone's Monologue
Summary: Dressed in her "Basic Instinct" garb, Sharon Stone sits on a chair at Home Base as men throughout the studio eagerly wait for an illicit peek under her dress.

Transcript


Jiffy Pop Airbag
Summary: Now you can enjoy a delicious snack while you wait for the ambulance to arrive at the scene of your next accident.

Note: Repeat from 02/15/92.


Hitting on Women
Summary: Two grown men (Chris Farley, Adam Sandler) can't form the words to ask out an attractive woman (Sharon Stone) at a bar.


Sex Games
Summary: Dan (Kevin Nealon) doesn't quite get the hang of participating in a sexual fantasy with his wife (Sharon Stone).

Transcript


Flippy, The Flipping Chihuahua
Summary: Flippy, The Flipping Chihuahua is run over by Toonces the Driving Cat.

Recurring Characters: Toonces the Driving Cat.


Lung Brush
Summary: Don't stop smoking - clean your lungs instead.

Note: Repeat from 11/02/91.


Pat's Interrogation
Summary: Though androgynous Pat (Julia Sweeney) endures a "Basic Instinct" interrogation process, the mysterious gender isn't revealed.

Recurring Characters: Pat.

Transcript


Pearl Jam performs "Alive"
Also Performed: 93q, 05p.


Weekend Update with Kevin Nealon
Summary: Rob Schneider's commentary on the environment reveals the answers he was given while conducting a door-to-door poll. Queen Shenequa (Ellen Cleghorne) declares that she won't be paying her taxes this year because she's a black woman. Victoria Jackson's commentary about the Democratic Party is sidetracked so can sing "I Love A Cop."


Airport Security Check
Summary: Suspecting an attractive woman (Sharon Stone) of being a terrorist, male security officers (Kevin Nealon, Dana Carvey, Rob Schneider) fake alarm notices and make her remove articles of clothing.


Ernie's
Summary: Ernie (Chris Rock) insults his wife (Ellen Cleghorne) with ridiculously long descriptions.

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Tayster's Choice Spermicidal Jelly I
Summary: A man's (Dana Carvey) neighbor (Sharon Stone) bcomes to his door to borrow the product.

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Phil Hartman Creations
Summary: Phil Hartman shows off some of the wigs he's worn on SNL over the years.

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Tayster's Choice Spermicidal Jelly II
Summary: A man's (Dana Carvey) neighbor (Sharon Stone) returns the product to his apartment while he's entertaining another woman (Julia Sweeney).

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Pearl Jam performs "Porch"


The Porno Couple
Summary: A man (Phil Hartman) and his fiancee (Sharon Stone) admit that the real nature of their lives involves excessive amounts of pornography.


Tayster's Choice Spermicidal Jelly III
Summary: A man (Dana Carvey) again meets his neighbor (Sharon Stone) at her sister's (Victoria Jackson) apartment.

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Goodnights
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