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  Season 17: Episode 18


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April 18th, 1992

Jerry Seinfeld

Annie Lennox

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Clinton-Brown Debate
Summary: Jerry Brown (Dana Carvey) and Bill Clinton (Phil Hartman) compromise on what topics they will not bring up during their debate.

Recurring Characters: Jerry Brown, Bill Clinton, Paul Tsongas.


Montage


Jerry Seinfeld's Monologue
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Also Hosted: 99a.


Stand-Up And Win
Summary: Observational comic Bobby Wheat (Jerry Seinfeld) quizzes fellow comics on categories that deal with the mundane banalities of life.

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Make You Think
Summary: Mr. Thompson (Jerry Seinfeld) tries in vain to teach his History class students about World War 2, even though their minds are permanently elsewhere.

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Annie Lennox performs "Why"
Also Performed: 94o.


Weekend Update with Kevin Nealon
Recurring Characters: Opera Man.


Elijah The Prophet
Summary: Elijah the Prophet (Jerry Seinfeld) appears at a Jewish family Passover meal, and proceeds to insult them in an arrogant manner.

Recurring Characters: Jesus.


Lank Thompson: I'm A Handsome Black Man
Summary: Lank Thompson (Mike Myers) extend his Handsome course to include the Black man (Tim Meadows).

Recurring Characters: Lank Thompson.

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Postures
Summary: Employees assume odd postures molded by their permanent positions within the office.

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Annie Lennox performs "Legend In My Living Room"


I'm Chillin'
Recurring Characters: Onski, B Fats.


The Lenny Wise Show
Summary: Radio talk show host Lenny Wise (Phil Hartman) welcomes Superman (Jerry Seinfeld) to the show, and listeners have less than kind words to say to the Man of Steel.

Recurring Characters: Superman.

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Goodnights



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