Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 17: Episode 18
April 18th, 1992
: Jerry Brown (Dana Carvey) and Bill Clinton (Phil Hartman) compromise on what topics they will not bring up during their debate.
: Jerry Brown, Bill Clinton, Paul Tsongas.
Jerry Seinfeld's Monologue
Stand-Up And Win
: Observational comic Bobby Wheat (Jerry Seinfeld) quizzes fellow comics on categories that deal with the mundane banalities of life.
Make You Think
: Mr. Thompson (Jerry Seinfeld) tries in vain to teach his History class students about World War 2, even though their minds are permanently elsewhere.
Annie Lennox performs "Why"
Weekend Update with Kevin Nealon
: Opera Man.
Elijah The Prophet
: Elijah the Prophet (Jerry Seinfeld) appears at a Jewish family Passover meal, and proceeds to insult them in an arrogant manner.
Lank Thompson: I'm A Handsome Black Man
: Lank Thompson (Mike Myers) extend his Handsome course to include the Black man (Tim Meadows).
: Lank Thompson.
: Employees assume odd postures molded by their permanent positions within the office.
Annie Lennox performs "Legend In My Living Room"
: Onski, B Fats.
The Lenny Wise Show
: Radio talk show host Lenny Wise (Phil Hartman) welcomes Superman (Jerry Seinfeld) to the show, and listeners have less than kind words to say to the Man of Steel.