Air Date: Host: Musical Guest: Special Guests: Cameos:

May 16th, 1992 Woody Harrelson Vanessa Williams None Andy Murphy Jon Lovitz

The Tonight Show

Summary: Frequent guests make surprise visits during Johnny Carson's (Dana Carvey) final night as host of "The Tonight Show.". Recurring Characters: Johnny Carson, Ed McMahon, Jay Leno, Arsenio Hall, Dennis Miller, David Brenner, Joan Embry. Transcript

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Woody Harrelson's Monologue

Summary: Woody Harrelson proceeds to sing a song about how he hasn't let fame go to his head. Also Hosted: 89f. Transcript

Action Cats

Note: Repeat from 03/21/92.

Take Your Shirt Off

Summary: While on the beach, a hunky guy (Woody Harrelson) convinces his friends who have grotesque bodies to remove their shirts. Transcript

Sprockets

Recurring Characters: Dieter. Transcript

Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

Summary: Jack Handey reflects on having "impressions" during a math test. Transcript

Vanessa Williams performs "Save the Best for Last"

Also Performed: 98i.

Weekend Update with Kevin Nealon

Summary: The Super Fans comment on the Bulls-Knicks NBA Play-Offs. Opera Man (Adam Sandler) sings about people in the news. Recurring Characters: Todd O'Connor, Pat Arnold, Carl Wollarski, Opera Man.

Delta Delta Delta

Summary: Frat boys (Woody Harrelson, David Spade) try to copy homework off of Pam (Beth Cahill), Meg (Siobhan Fallon) and Di (Melanie Hutsell). Recurring Characters: Pam, Meg, Di.

We're Cowboys & We're Proud

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Zoraida & Woody Harrelson

Summary: NBC page Zoraida (Ellen Cleghorne) thinks Woody Harrelson doesn't like Puerto Rican girls. Recurring Characters: Zoraida.

Frank Gannon, P.I. P.I.

Summary: Politically Incorrect private eye Frank Gannon (Kevin Nealon) and his new sidekick, Rudy (Woody Harrelson), try to solve the case of an abortion clinci vandalism. Recurring Characters: Frank Gannon. Transcript

Vanessa Williams performs "The Comfort Zone"

The Sensitive Naked Man

Summary: Jeff, the Sensitive Naked Man (Rob Schneider), embarrasses his son by being naked during their day at the baseball game. Recurring Characters: The Sensitive Naked Man.

Bad Expectant Mother

Summary: An expectant mother (Victoria Jackson) puts her unborn baby through various perils around the kitchen. Transcript

Goodnights

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