Air Date: Host: Musical Guest: Special Guests: Cameos: Bit Players:

September 26th, 1992 Nicolas Cage Bobby Brown Jan Hooks Lorne Michaels Cher Rob Smigel Terry Turner Bonnie Turner Christine Zander

Husbands and Wives

Summary: Woody Allen (Dana Carvey) and Soon-Yi Previn (Rob Schneider) awkwardly run into Mia Farrow (Jan Hooks) and Alan Dershowitz (Rob Smigel) outside the movie theater during a presenation of "Husbands and Wives". Recurring Characters: Woody Allen, Mia Farrow, Soon-Yi Previn, Tony Roberts, Alan Dershowitz, Frank Sinatra. Transcript

Montage

Nicolas Cage's Monologue

Summary: Nicolas Cage delights in talking about his female co-stars' body parts. Transcript

Canis

Summary: The cologne for dogs. Transcript

The Adventures of Tiny Elvis

Summary: Tiny Elvis (Nicolas Cage) marvels at the enormity of the normal-sized objects that surround him. Transcript

Ross Perot Makes a Deal

Summary: Ross Perot (Dana Carvey) offers complete strangers money to perform bizarre stunts for his own pleasure, as proof of his own power. Recurring Characters: Ross Perot.

Deep Thoughts

Summary: Jack Handey recalls his Uncle Caveman. Note: Hub, Helios. Repeat from: 91l.

Bobby Brown performs "Humpin' Around"

Weekend Update with Kevin Nealon

Summary: Kevin Nealon delivers a subliminal commentary about Bill Clinton. Chris Rock comments on the first day of school. Opera Man (Adam Sandler) sings about Madonna and other recently celebrity gaffes. Transcript

Baby Names

Summary: Mr. Asswipe Johnson ( Nicolas Cage) is extra-sensitve about choosing a name for wife's (Julia Sweeney) expectant child. Transcript

Deep Thoughts

Summary: Jack Handey muses on the top thing an Indian can do. Transcript

Nightline

Summary: Ted Koppel (Dana Carvey) moderates a Q&A session between Gov. Bill Clinton (Phil Hartman) and a series of stupid-yet-undecided voters. Recurring Characters: Ted Koppel, Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton. Transcript

Bobby Brown performs "Good Enough"

Deep Thoughts

Summary: Jack Handey ponders what frightens ants the most.

The Queen Shenequa Show

Summary: Queen Shenequa (Ellen Cleghorne) raps with Bobby Brown. Recurring Characters: Queen Shenequa.

Deep Thoughts

Summary: Jack Handey ponders a world gone mad. Transcript

Mr. Casual Sex

Deep Thoughts

Summary: Jack Handey offers a suggestion of what to do if you go temporarily insane. Note: Repeat from: 91l.

Goodnights