Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 18: Episode 12
February 6th, 1993
Open White House
: President Bill Clinton (Phil Hartman) and wife Hillary (Jan Hooks) welcome an assortment of crazy people to the White House.
: President Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton.
Luke Perry's Monologue
: Repeat from
The Tampon Prince
: Prince Charles, Queen Elizabeth, Camilla Parker-Bowles.
Mrs. Hibbert's Yard Boy
Mick Jagger performs "Sweet Thing"
Weekend Update with Kevin Nealon
: Operaman, Mick Jagger, Keith Richards.
Magic Fish Town Meeting
SNL Halftime Spectacular
: Michael Jackson.
Mick Jagger performs "Don't Tear Me Up"
High School Liar's Club
Sassy's Sassiest Boys
: Russell Clark, Mark Wahlberg.
Dark Moments in Black History
: Queen Shenequa.