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  Season 18: Episode 12




92l: Luke Perry / Mick Jagger

Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

Jack Handey V/O:
I bet the main reason
the police keep people away
from a plane crash is
they don't want anybody walking in
and lying down in the crash stuff,
then, when somebody comes up,
act like they just woke up
and go, "What was THAT?!"


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