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  Season 18: Episode 13


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February 13th, 1993

Alec Baldwin

Paul McCartney

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Linda McCartney

Dateline NBC
Recurring Characters: Toonces the Driving Cat.


Montage


Alec Baldwin's Monologue
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Cluckin' Chicken
Summary: The disembodied head of Clucky the Cluckin' Chicken (Adam Sandler) narrates the tale of how chickens are chopped and prepared for mass consumption and excretion.

Note: Repeat from 11/21/92.


The Mimic


The Chris Farley Show
Summary: A very nervous Chris Farley stumbles through an interview with Paul McCartney. He's ultimately more at ease asking McCartney about the "Terminator" movie.

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Paul McCartney performs "Get Out of My Way"


Weekend Update with Kevin Nealon
Summary: Adam Sandler performs his song "Red-Hooded Sweatshirt", with audience participation from Paul and Linda McCartney.


Soap Opera Digest
Summary: Helen De Santo (Julia Sweeney) interviews Trent Derek (Aec Baldwin), a soap opera actor who mangles the pronunciations of major medical terminology.

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The Gap
Recurring Characters: Christy, Lucy, Cindy.

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Naked Woman Theatre


Daily Affirmation
Recurring Characters: Stuart Smalley.


Paul McCartney performs "Biker Like An Icon"


The Bodyguard
Recurring Characters: Whitney Houston.


French Class
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Paul McCartney performs "Hey Jude"


Goodnights



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