Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 18: Episode 13
February 13th, 1993
: Toonces the Driving Cat.
Alec Baldwin's Monologue
: The disembodied head of Clucky the Cluckin' Chicken (Adam Sandler) narrates the tale of how chickens are chopped and prepared for mass consumption and excretion.
: Repeat from
The Chris Farley Show
: A very nervous Chris Farley stumbles through an interview with Paul McCartney. He's ultimately more at ease asking McCartney about the "Terminator" movie.
Paul McCartney performs "Get Out of My Way"
Weekend Update with Kevin Nealon
: Adam Sandler performs his song "Red-Hooded Sweatshirt", with audience participation from Paul and Linda McCartney.
Soap Opera Digest
: Helen De Santo (Julia Sweeney) interviews Trent Derek (Aec Baldwin), a soap opera actor who mangles the pronunciations of major medical terminology.
: Christy, Lucy, Cindy.
Naked Woman Theatre
: Stuart Smalley.
Paul McCartney performs "Biker Like An Icon"
: Whitney Houston.
Paul McCartney performs "Hey Jude"