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  Season 18: Episode 17




92q: Jason Alexander / Peter Gabriel

Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

Jack Handey V/O:
When people say that the desert is lifeless,
it just makes me want to grab them by the collar and yell,
"Why you stupid, stupid person!"
Then I drive them out into the desert to where the circus is,
and point out the many forms of zebra and clown life.


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