September 25th, 1993
Nirvana, "Rape Me"
A Message From the President of the United States
President Clinton (Phil Hartman) unveils new Health Care bill.
: President Bill Clinton.
Charles Barkley's Monologue
Barney the Dinosaur is creamed in one-on-one match with Barkley.
NCI Long Distance
NCI will do anything possible to be your phone company.
Larry King Live
Larry King (Kevin Nealon) subjects Burt Reynolds (Phil Hartman) to truth serum.
: Larry King, Burt Reynolds.
Stuart Smalley (Al Franken) brings Barkley and Muggsy Bogues together.
: Stuart Smalley.
Nirvana performs "Heart-Shaped Box"
Weekend Update with Kevin Nealon
Kristy (David Spade) and Lucy (Adam Sandler) recall night with Skid Row.
: Kristy, Lucy.
Linda Richman (Mike Myers) takes calls on Yom Kippur.
: Linda Richman.
Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
Who would be better off dead.
Charles Barkley's Big & Tall Men's Store
Clothing store to meet basketball players' fashion needs.
You Put Your Weed In It
Tribal store owner (Rob Schneider) sells artifacts for bongs.
Game show contestants try to determine the sex of various people.
Nirvana performs "Rape Me"
Barkley teaches youngsters the finer points of the sport.
"Office Space, part 1"
Milton stews when his tiny office is used for storage.