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Crystal Gravy
Man.....Kevin Nealon
Woman.....Julia Sweeney
[ open on far shot of Planet Earth, with SUPER: Let's Be Clear ]
Announcer: Earth wasn't created in seven days.
[ show waterfall, with SUPER: Clearly Natural Is Best ]
There are some things man will never improve on.
[ show man and woman jogging, with SUPER: SPEAK OUT ]
Don't take what you're given.
[ show canyon exploding, with SUPER: Clearly We Can ]
Why can't we be cleaner?
[ show time-lapse footage of roses blooming, with SUPER: Na-tu-ral:(adj) of or relating to nature - Natural ]
We're hungry for something different.
[ SUPER: DO NOT ADJUST YOUR SET ]
[ Music Intro: "Right Now", Van Halen ]
[ show clear gravy pouring, with SUPER: Why Can't You See Anything? Let's Make This Crystal Clear ]
[ show bottle of Crystal Gravy ]
[ Crystal Gravy is poured over meat and potatoes, with SUPER: "Clear + Gravy = Clear Gravy - I Don't See Any Lumps ]
[ show pot of gravy turn clear, with SUPER: Just Like Mom Used To Make - Clearly ]
[ show Man wash his face with it, with SUPER: You Can See Through It ]
[ show Woman dip chicken leg in her Crystal Gravy, with SUPER: Someone Just Got A Taste Of The Future ]
[ SUPER: Lighter, Cleaner, More Transparent ]
[ SUPER: Finally You Can See Your Meat ]
Crystal Gravy. You've never seen a gravy like this.
SNL Transcripts
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