Air Date: Host: Musical Guest: Special Guests: October 9th, 1993 Jeff Goldblum Aerosmith Laura Dern

Rock For Michael Musical artists sing to protest Michael Jordan retirement. Jeff Goldblum's Monologue Audience members think the action in "Jurassic Park" was real. Nerf Crotchbats (Repeat) See: 05/08/93. Subway Guitarist Subway rider (Goldblum) thinks guitarist's (Rob Schnieder) songs are about him. The Wave Baseball fan (Goldblum) is angry when others don't appreciate his wave. Aerosmith performs "Cryin'" Weekend Update with Kevin Nealon Ellen Cleghorne. Norm MacDonald doesn't like idea of being anal-raped in prison. Dance Club Joe (Goldblum) is made fun of for dancing like an idiot in a club. Karl's Video Store Goldblum rents movies from obnoxious video store owner Karl (David Spade). Recurring Characters: Karl. Canteen Boy Canteen Boy (Adam Sandler) is teased at neighborhood garage sale. Recurring Characters: Canteen Boy. Aerosmith performs "Sweet Emotion" Christopher Walken's Celebrity Psychic Friends Network Walken (Jay Mohr) and other celebrities wait impatiently to receive calls. Recurring Characters: Christopher Walken. History's Great Over-Thinkers Talk show host (Goldblum) overthinks presentation of historical panel. Goodnights SNL Transcripts