October 9th, 1993
Rock For Michael
Musical artists sing to protest Michael Jordan retirement.
Jeff Goldblum's Monologue
Audience members think the action in "Jurassic Park" was real.
Subway rider (Goldblum) thinks guitarist's (Rob Schnieder) songs are about him.
Baseball fan (Goldblum) is angry when others don't appreciate his wave.
Aerosmith performs "Cryin'"
Weekend Update with Kevin Nealon
Norm MacDonald doesn't like idea of being anal-raped in prison.
Joe (Goldblum) is made fun of for dancing like an idiot in a club.
Karl's Video Store
Goldblum rents movies from obnoxious video store owner Karl (David Spade).
Canteen Boy (Adam Sandler) is teased at neighborhood garage sale.
: Canteen Boy.
Aerosmith performs "Sweet Emotion"
Christopher Walken's Celebrity Psychic Friends Network
Walken (Jay Mohr) and other celebrities wait impatiently to receive calls.
: Christopher Walken.
History's Great Over-Thinkers
Talk show host (Goldblum) overthinks presentation of historical panel.