October 23rd, 1993
Billy Joel, "All About Soul"
Phillies spit tobacco on Anne Murray (Melanie Hutsell) as she sings "O Canada".
John Malkovich's Monologue
Malkovich has trouble hitting a baseball into the audience.
McIntosh Post-it Notes
Electronic post-it notes, for the rest of us.
Lyle (Malkovich) & Erik Menendez (Rob Schneider) pretend to have brothers.
Ruining It For Everyone
Guests are troublemakers who ruined simple pleasures for millions.
Billy Joel performs "The River of Dreams"
Weekend Update with Kevin Nealon
John Kruk (Chris Farley) has missed the World Series to give commentary.
: Charleton Heston.
In The Line of Fire
Mitch Leary (Malkovich) dials wrong numbers in his pursuit.
On wanting more money.
Disney's "Of Mice and Men"
Family-friendly version has two Lennies (Chris Farley, Malkovich).
: Michael Eisner.
Billy Joel performs "All About Soul"
James Carville (Malkovich) urges Hillary Clinton (Jan Hooks) to run for President.
: President Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton.